Well, well, well… my luteal phase is over and I’m funny again, y’all! Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I liked to embarrass myself for the entertainment of others. Whatever sickness it is that makes you crave the laughter of others, but also only need the laughter of yourself, is what I’ve come down with. cough, cough You could say I’m the illest I’ve ever been. 

Lately, the concepts of free speech and free press have been camped out in my frontal lobe like the nerds outside of Best Buy when the Nintendo Switch 2 dropped.

Here are some thoughts that wormed their way into my cranium over the course of the month. I present them to you with the intention of making you go, “oh, boy.”

‘Tis the moment we’ve all been waiting for…… my own rankings of my own opinions of everything I claimed was “in” and “out” throughout 2024!

What are we doing here? Good question. Philosophically, my knowledge spans as far as the ethical sitcom The Good Place. But literally, you’re seeking content, and I’m a middle child, thriving off of the attention, so let’s dive in!